Messy, sticky and rather gooey was my first impression of
Splosh Me. This site gives you plenty of cream pie, but expect to take this a lot more literally, because babes are slathered in key lime and their asses are battered with cupcakes.
SploshMe is nothing if not unique, even if the gag is as classic as it gets. The design of the site is extremely amateur, which makes it a bit difficult to navigate, but, really, it's the content that counts more than the organization, particularly on a site offering a niche fetish that's infrequently seen on the Internet.
The site stopped doing updates, so you're stuck with what they have for your fix of sploshing fun. There are seven models and they all appear more than once in different scenes. The site offers 24 videos and 23 photosets. I must admit that I was impressed with the creativity. Ice cream and pie wamming is just the tip of the action. I happen to adore food and all kinds of it, so I was enthusiastic about an Asian-themed shoot where a model named Kayla uses chopsticks to eat rice and then slathers herself with Peking Duck sauce. It made me want to lick it right off of her smooth body but then that's me.
Pictures are available in low and super-high resolution and can be downloaded in Zip files. There can be anywhere from 10 to 147 pictures in a set, although sometimes the sets are further divided into around four scenes. The pictures are excellent and the quality is especially noticeable in the goose bumps that rise on a model's body as ice-cold water is poured over her head.
Movies are accompanied by screenshots and you can download them as four-minute great-quality Windows Media clips. There's a definite sense of fun to the films, but they soon work up into steamy dildo masturbation scenes that will have you cumming in no time.
Food wammers will love the excellent quality and attention to messiness on Splosh Me. There's erotic eating, full-body syrup coverage and some dildo fucking fun, as well. The design might be simplistic, but the content quality surpassed my expectations. However, with no new updates in a long time, think carefully about whether the existing content is enough to make you join.
