There was a time when women almost never left the house without wearing nylons. Garters, stockings and girdles were as essential a part of a woman's wardrobe as hats were for men. Gone are those days, but one can still take a walk down memory lane to a much sexier time in women's fashion history by checking out Vintage Flash.
It was a dark and stormy night and I was all alone in the office, thinking about that last case when she appeared on my monitor. She had gams that went all the way up to there and appeared to be wearing some sort of flotation device wrapped around her chest. Turns out that she was just a buxom babe who was hiding a massive set of gazongas inside her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders that would put Mae West to shame. "How'd you like to see my knockers, big boy?" she asked. "That'd be fine, just fine, see," I replied, trying not to knock over my ashtray. "Well, come on over to VintageFlash and see me some time. By the way, big fella, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo, or are you just happy to see me?"
There's something about modern women wearing vintage clothing that makes me want to shine my own shoes, if you know what I mean. If you do not, it means that they make me want to masturbate. I mean, come on, you take a chick like Michelle Thorne, for example, and put her in some beige nylons and get her to strip on a bench and play with her pussy and all the while she's talking to you and looking at the camera. Well sir, you don't have to hit me over the head with the Kaiser's helmet. That's about all I need to send my flag all the way up the pole.
The site seems to be updating its content a couple of times a week and so far they have amassed 245 videos and 307 sets of pictures.
The videos can be downloaded in either a low-quality or high-quality Windows Media format that offers amazing-quality playback
. The pictures are super high-res and will leave you as breathless as a Lucky Strike ad representative who just walked up two flights of stairs. There is no hardcore. The sets are solo masturbation with no nasty man-meat getting in the way of your enjoyment of these buxom broads.
There is also a bonus site included with your membership that focuses on pantyhose content. If you love timeless beauties in classic lingerie, Vintage Flash is one of the best places to get your fill. These dames do not disappoint.