I've heard of the expression "Oh, fuck a duck!" before, but I didn't know there was an expression that went "Panda Fuck," too. Oh, wait, there isn't? In that case, I wonder where the idea for this site came from, because all of its content stars a dude in a panda suit who fucks hot teen babes.
No, you read that right. The focus for PandaFuck is everything a furry lover dreams about. Dude shows up, dude is actually in a panda suit, babe attaches dildo to panda crotch, dildo-covered panda crotch plows babe. It's a simple and elegant formula for a porn site if ever I saw one. Surprisingly, the dildo is fully functional in the sense that after the prerequisite muff stuffing, it can even cum all over the chick's face.
The content isn't dated, but doing a little research showed that it looks to be updating about once a week. Unfortunately, right now this means you only get 14 episodes of panda-on-teenager action. The setups are kind of long each vid, but you don't need panda-grunt subtitles to understand what's going on.
The motifs range from having the panda drop off a birthday present (his attachable dick) to getting medical treatment from a sexy nurse (meaning she gives a blowjob to his attachable dick). I can't stress enough how awesome it is that the guy has an attachable dick.
Needless to say, the site doesn't take itself seriously at all. There's even a poster in one teen's room of the CGI star from the Kung Fu Panda movie before the dude in the furry suit shows her his skills in the martial arts of fook yu with his bamboo stick. Actually, you could say it takes itself just seriously enough, because each scene is in high-def, while the photo galleries that come with them are high-res and downloadable in Zip folders.
On top of being hot, tongue-in-cheek fun, it also provides you with bonus content. You get access to the entire WTF Pass, which lets you check out sites such as College Fuck Parties, Hard Fuck Girls and Porn Weekend. I didn't spot any other furry-themed sites, though.
There may not be the most content just yet, but Panda Fuck is way too fun and sexy to pass on. The fact that you get spectacular content quality and a bunch of bonus sites is just gravy.
