There are people of all kinds with all sorts of kinks, but those on Food Bangers really take the cake and I mean this a lot more literally than you might think.
On FoodBangers the couples also take food a lot further than the characters John and Elizabeth in the movie version of McNeill's novel "9½ Weeks."
While the network updates daily, new food episodes on the main site have stopped coming out years ago. Rather than an all-you-can eat buffet, the site is more like one of those really snobby restaurants where you pay exorbitant amounts of money for tiny portions.
Most of the 15 movies have a 20-minute running time. When you click on an episode they automatically stream in an embedded Flash player and the playback is great, but you can also download full-length good-quality MPEGs and Windows Media files. Plus, they offer an iPod version if you want to take your sex and food to go.
As I browse through the thumbnail previews I see a buffet of honey, flapjacks, yogurt, Chinese noodles and caviar. Many scenes consist of couples slathering each other's bodies and eating or licking the food off before fucking each other.
There are more typical insertion scenes where chicks use carrots or cucumbers instead of dildos, but food play doesn't stop with the babes. In one older set of photos there's a guy getting what can only be described as a BBQ food job.
The most recent films are accompanied by photo galleries that catch the same action, although perhaps a bit more posed than you find in the videos. Pictures in the 15 sets aren't especially high quality, but they're clear, there are some great angles and they have a particularly lingering focus on food sex. There are around 200 photos in a set. A Zip file would be welcome given the relatively massive amount of pics in each set, but you're going to have to download the ones you like individually.
Downloads are slow and I found that if I wasn't browsing the site while downloading then I was automatically logged out, which subsequently paused the download.
If you have more kinks than food and insertions can offer, then you're in luck since this site offers you access to over 100 bonus sites like Sweet Suckers and Jerk that cock. Considering all the bonus content, the site is surprisingly easy to navigate.
If you constantly dream of organic dildos, foreplay dripping with butter and sex with aphrodisiacs then Food Bangers might get your juices flowing. Then again, there isn't a smorgasbord of episodes even if the action is much more unique than the typical food insertion sites. The minimal amount of content and discontinued updates doesn't really justify the cost unless you're in it for the bonus sites.