In this corner, standing 6'8" and weighing more than he's ready to admit, wearing the black thong - I mean trunks - is the deadly dick deviant, fantastical fetishist and your resident review champion Master Graymalkin! In the opposite corner, wearing nothing at all and standing ready to get you off is tonight's challenger: Euro Fight Girls! Let's get ready to watch pooooooooorn!
Master Graymalkin has seen his fair share of sex sites, but none with an original fighting style quite like EuroFightGirls. BDSM has clearly defined Dommes, Masters and subs, but the lines get blurred with this underdog.
In fact, we daresay that it's not BDSM at all! There are 13 episodes and it's much more reminiscent of professional wrestling than S&M. Meanwhile, the only kind of restraining you'll come across is all in the grappling as the babes struggle to be the one who gets to fuck the other.
Graymalkin got his cock into a two-fisted chokehold after learning that each movie comes as a good-quality download. He's promising to file a complaint with the referees after seeing that none of the Flash streams are working, though.
The high-res photo galleries come in Zip folders and capture the same action as the vids. Sometimes there's a bit of showboating (or "modeling," if you prefer) on the part of the fighters before they start to WAM, bam, titty-slam each other. That's no caps-lock error - half the scenes have naked jello or mud wrestling!
This is not a gentleman's sport, with the exception of two threesomes where the babes do their best to tag-team a guy. Try as they might, however, he still succeeds in stuffing his dick in all their holes. After a while, they give in and let him pin them. Instead of a championship belt, they leave with pearl necklaces, if you catch my cumshot-intended drift.
The rest of the scenes are all vendetta matches between seriously sexy babes, making for quite the lesbian throwdowns. One fight is so epic it was uploaded in three separate rounds. Meanwhile, another has two babes bringing illegal weapons into the ring - huge, black strapons!
To the victor goes the spoils, which come in the form of hundreds of bonus DVDs and 15 sites like Femdom Violations, Undisciplined Subs and Rubber Penetrations. However, it seems all the fighters retired as of October 14, 2009, when the site premiered.
Euro Fight Girls wins with a knockout victory, as the babes are hot and the content is pretty unique. However, it doesn't have enough action to keep you scrapping for more than a month.