Bang A Midget doesn't exactly sound like the most politically correct site on the Web, but then I've always found PC terms put a damper on the excitement of porn anyhow.
Obviously we're about to embark on a different kind of journey with BangAMidget, yet for those that love doll-sized babes, this site might just be the trip of a lifetime. Of course, knowing this requires me to investigate the site a little further.
The member's area is rather plain, and while there don't seem to be any extra browse features, I think the menu does a good job of giving us some direction. There are links to shopping, dating a casino and there are even third party bonus sites like MonsterDongs and DeceitfulHousewives among others.
I was sort of wishing there'd be model profiles, but alas we are left to learn about each midget on the basis of her sexual abilities alone. Obviously, these ladies are small, but their sexual appetites seem to be huge and there's no doubt that they want the most inches out of any cock they cross paths with.
However, the amount of content offered by this site at first seems rather dwarfish in itself. There are only 11 photosets. I wasn't holding out hope for many more movies, but was thankful that there were 34 of them. I guess these tiny tarts are more about action than anything else. There are about 120 pictures in a set, but all of them are disappointing and blurry screen captures (720x480). Not only is this content nonexclusive, but this is all subscribers get to look forward to - the last update was ten bloody months ago.
There's a fairly good range of ages and ethnicities, but no matter the actual look of these chicks you can count on them being small, yet nasty. Sometimes you'll find a dwarf doing two big dudes, other times there are lesbian scene with a couple of little ladies dining on each others taut little bodies. Movies appear to play for an average of 13-minutes and members get a choice between a full length film and one-minute clips as well as WMV and MPEG formats. The images are clean, although the bitrates that the site claims to offer seem to contradict the reality. There was a music track in the flick I watched, yet it didn't interfere with all the moaning from the horny little bitch named Bridget as she gets licked and then fucked by a hard throbbing rod.
There's no question that Bang A Midget delivers small sluts with large sexual appetites and for those that fetishize and fantasize a tight, tiny twat, there's enough to enjoy on this site. Of course, we all want more content and some good photos would have been a welcome addition. When you factor in the total lack of updates, you've got several good reasons to give these midgets a pass.
