After watching these gorgeous pornstars servicing faulty electronics and throbbing monster cocks, Nerd Hard wasn't just the sitename, it was also the words I grunted out to my editor to describe why I had to stay seated at my desk during lunch hour.
NerdHard has a couple of faults, but nothing too major, especially when you factor in the price and how spectacularly high the quality of the content is. For a site like this, you'd normally expect monthly subscription prices of at least $20, but here you're paying less and membership lasts a full year.
There is a catch, however. You won't find any bonuses at all, while the content count is pretty low. There are only seven movies. These geek-loving babes have been fucking and sucking cock for a while now, but updates are pretty infrequent. They average once every two weeks, but as I write this, it's been over a month since the last movie was added.
But while on the subject of movies, note that these are spectacular-quality vids. For my fellow computer dorks out there, we're talking Windows Media files almost reaching 14Mbps. You can also download the movies in lower qualities and in other formats, but even the crummiest MP4s and QuickTime files offer excellent-quality playback, while the Flash streams are also stellar.
The seven photo galleries are also amazing, coming in three different sizes. The smallest ones are barely short of our high-res standards, whereas the largest sets contain super high-res pics. You can view them in a slideshow, as well as download them in Zip folders.
The setup for each scene is the same. A hot dude is having some sort of technical problem, calls in a sexy "Nerd Hard" technician, has her fix (or at least attempt to fix) the problem and then they fuck.
Where things differ in these great pornstar-on-pornstar fuck fests is the reason they finally start having sex. Some chicks fear their goofs will get them fired, so they have sex to appease the irate clients. Others just want to make sure they're giving stellar-quality customer service.
Nerd Hard's gorgeous babes getting fucked in gorgeous movies is definitely a must-see. Instead of being upset over how few scenes there are, you're more likely to be bothered by the fact that you can't have them fix your TV and fuck your brains out in real life.
