I never had the balls to really steal anything in my life. I think the closest I ever came was when a coworker quit before I could return a DVD he loaned me. I was always afraid of getting caught. The masked men on Horny Thief Tales always get caught red-handed, but they make the best of things by fucking their captives silly.
One surefire way to avoid getting sent to jail on HornyThiefTales is to just drop your pants and stuff your dick into a tight-bodied hottie. The babes often seem frightened at first, but after a while they give such incredible blowjobs that the robbers tend to forget all about the TV they were jacking and instead focus on jacking off while taking turns pounding the chick's pink pussy.
The action in all 33 episodes is really intense, but the setups aren't always angry masked robbers roughly fucking the people they're mugging. One of my favorite scenes stars two raven-haired cuties who take pity on the bandit for being so inept at his task. What follows is a raunchy pity threesome that ends with the only thing stolen being his cum by their tongues and tits.
Each scene comes in a series of clips that can be streamed and downloaded in two separate sizes. The Flash streams generally look good, but the Windows Media files offer excellent-quality playback. You can also download larger WMVs in full-length.
The photo galleries are always high-res. While they repeat the same kind of action, they're not shot at the same time as the movies. Instead, they look to be reenactments, so you get treated to new angles and zoom-ins. You can save each gallery in a Zip folder.
Navigation is a bit clumsier than I'd like, as clicking the homepage or banner takes you to the home of Spoiled Virgins instead. It's one of 26 bonus sites that you get and others include Shabby Virgins, MILFs On Sticks and Tricky Old Teacher. You'll want to check these out, as updates are anywhere from two to four weeks apart.
Horny Thief Tales is perfect for anybody who wants to live out this kind of fantasy. It has a few issues to deal with, but nothing major and it doesn't prevent you from enjoying the high-quality porn scenes.
