You'll feel like you've been hit by a jelly legs spell when you check out Hairy Twatter. This site features chicks with massive mounds of phoenix feathers (or pubic hair to you muggles) that lure unsuspecting wizards into their forbidden forests for hot, steamy sex sessions in their proverbial ministries of magic.
These babes have a lot more going for them than just pretty pussies that are hairier than Crookshanks though. They are truly beautiful babes that would stiffen the wand of any wizard. They have sexual powers that make the sorcerer's stone look like an ordinary rock and have an insatiable thirst for butter beer (or, to you muggles, sperm). You have to hand it to HairyTwatter as he really must be the most powerful wizard if he's able to assemble this kind of muffin magic into one site.
I had a great time checking out all the hot, hardcore action at this amusingly named site. One of my favorites has to be Martyna, a gal with a golden muff so magnificently covered in fur that it might remind you of Dumbledore's coat, but of a lighter color. Not that he would be in any way interested in her, but the lucky stud that she is paired up with certainly had a great time ramming his wand up her diagon alley, if you will.
There are no date stamps, but a little mathurbation tells me that new scenes are conjured up on this site each week. They currently have 39 episodes, each with a video and picture gallery.
The videos are now available in high-def Windows Media and QuickTime formats. This is a huge improvement since our last visit. There is also a trailer that loads quickly to give you an idea of what kind of magic you'll find in each episode and gives you a preview of each of the luscious ladies' chamber of secrets being invaded by a spurting slytherin, you might say.
Included with each episode is a set of vid caps and a small or large set of pictures. Another change since we last visited is the addition of high-res pics. You can download the sets as Zip files.
There are a few videos included as extras, but apart from that there aren't any bonus sites. All puns and non-literary references aside, as these references obviously don't have anything to do with what any of you might be familiar with, Hairy Twatter is a great site. With time and continuing updates, it should become a great resource for all those looking to get lost in a forbidden forest of pubes.
