There are some advertising campaigns that are absolutely timeless. For example, what do you think of when someone says, "You deserve a break today," or "Just do it." What's good to the last drop, and what's 99 44/100% pure? Do you know what's mm-mm good, or what comes between you and your Calvins? Well, a simple play on one of my favorite ad campaigns brings it all home for me this morning with one simple question: Got Jizz?
GotJizz, indeed. The scenes are your average hardcore porn setups that end with jizz being shot on the face of some chick. There are some pornstars here as well as amateur chicks. There's even an Indian gal. I know she's Indian, because that's the name they give to her on the site.
You shouldn't have too much trouble finding all the content, because it's all there on one page. There's a group of thumbnails to choose from, with the names of the gals underneath them. Click on one and it'll bring you to her content.
So far, there are 116 videos: one for each of the models. That's a fairly good amount of content, but you'll only be able to watch them for as long as you're a member as you cannot download them. They play in an embedded player in your browser window in very poor to poor-quality Windows Media format. The lack of downloadable videos is very disappointing.
You'll also find that each of the gals has a photo gallery, but each of the ones I clicked on was no more than a set of vid caps, so there are actually no pictures on the site, because we don't count vid caps toward main content.
You'll have to go all the way back to when you logged in to get to the bonus content. What you'll find there are links to some streaming video sites and some adult games.
Like many products that have great advertising, Got Jizz disappoints when it comes to the actual quality of the product. The updates come very slowly, the quality is quite poor and the videos cannot be downloaded. With all that in mind, one might ask, "Where's the proverbial beef?"
