When I first hear I’m reviewing Cum
Troopers, I can’t help but think I’m about to embark on
some sort of sci-fi porn experience where there will be massive amounts of jizz
exploding all over the place. When I arrive, I discover that I’m not too
far off base.
CumTroopers is a mixture of hot exclusive and extensive
non-exclusive content. The main focus is obviously sperm and plenty of it. However,
there are also ezines, stories, games, VOD and live show links, 25 feeds, 49
leased sites, 70 photo galleries, three picture categories and ten bonus sites
including Coed Chicks, Dorm Amateurs and Handjob Amateurs.
Obviously what we really want are the cum shots and there’s certainly
not a lack of those. However, there’s also not a massive amount of original
movies. There are 30 of them that download in a full, 15-minute
length through Windows Media in low, medium and high quality (153k, 392k, 785k).
The films have a small plot and while there may not be a script, the models
do a half decent job at improvising dialogue. There’s a few minutes worth
of set up and when the action gets going, the sluts are horny and the heat is
boiling over. While each film delivers a cum shot, I half expected the loads
to be massive and was slightly disappointed not to find endless stream of spunk.
Featured photos aren’t exclusive, but they’re clean glamour shots
with an average size (690x500). What I did like about them was that there’s
a lot of close ups, although admittedly not too many of the 140 images totally
zeroed in and lingered on the cum shots.
The site is merely hardcore with tons of
content but no real concentration on massive loads of cum. Nonetheless
the babes are Cum Troopers, the quality is good overall and the hardcore is
hot. However, for forty bucks a month I’d say it’s more than a little
expensive for the offering, particularly where it concerns the exclusive films.
I came to this site for cum and while I was delivered cum shots, I didn’t
really find the movies set themselves apart from any other typical hardcore
site.
