I may have mentioned this in a previous blog, but there’s a pair of panties sitting in the tree that stands right outside my apartment. They’re beyond my reach and hanging from a twig, so there’s nothing I can do about them. They’re bound to fall to the ground eventually. I was looking at them last night and I couldn’t help but wonder if some panty lover had spotted them and was just waiting for them to drop. I pictured a guy getting up at the crack of dawn each morning and rushing to the base of the tree to see if they had fallen yet. I guess it would seem like a good idea if you had a serious thing for panties, but frankly, I can think of better ways of appeasing ones panty fetish.

A few nights ago I was sitting around and talking to some people over beers when the subject of fetishes came up. We discussed a few different ones before one of the chicks that I was with came out and admitted that she was terrified of balloons and as such, she couldn’t bring herself to check out any balloon fetish sites.

A trip to the doctor isn’t supposed to be too sexy. However, I guess if you’re GP is like Doctor Tushy you never know where the exam could take you. Just read this story about a female patient and you’ll know how an examination can go to the backend of south…

I was reading through a forum last night and I found a thread about whether guys preferred a shaved pussy or a hairy bush. To my surprise, it seemed like most of the men who posted in the thread actually preferred a pussy with hair to one without. Based on what I read and what I’ve been hearing from friends, I think that men are rediscovering their love for muff. That’s probably because it’s so rare to find babes with hairy pussies these days. I personally haven’t been with a girl that had pubes since the year 2000. It isn’t because there has been a lack of vaginas in my life.

I have a brother who seems to always spill his food and drinks on the floor. He’s been that way since he was little and things just haven’t changed. As bad as he is though, he’s nowhere near as bad as the chicks you see on wet and messy fetish sites.

Nothing is hotter than a lady with piercings for anyone who has a Pierced Fetish. However, as hot as they are to look at, the following story proves that it’s equally exciting for the horny sex slave who’s got them…

I was watching a Tarantino movie last night and I couldn’t help but laugh at how obvious it is that the guy has a serious thing for feet. I mean, I’ve seen some foot fetish sites that don’t put as much emphasis on footsies as this guy does. Anyway, if you’re reading this Mr. Tarantino, here are some foot porn sites that I think you’d like.