I know generally when we talk fetish here we mean in the true sense of the word. We usually mean it in the sens of an infatuation with a physical object or a part of the human body, a ritual or a specific practice that we personally find arousing, whether it’s is my nature sexual or not.

Nevertheless, I do always find it interesting and perhaps a little morbid to hear of some people who are so attached to something that they can’t imagine even giving it up when they’re dead. Even if I do personally believe that their will be pizza and chocolate cake in heaven I don’t plan on being buried with bacon, mushrooms, extra cheese and fudge icing just in case there aren’t my favorite foods in paradise. However, maybe since those earthly desires aren’t so sinful I just assume they’ll be on the menu upstairs if there really is a god if he or she is truly just and fair.

However, less sure of how things will work in the afterlife, according to Ananova (03/07/06), Vladimir Villisov a Russian senior citizen had a special coffin made that will allow his prized collection of pornographic to be buried with him. After surviving a heart attack, the unmarried 65-year-old from Mramorskoe decided, “The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life.”

Furthermore, the daily newspaper Utro reports in what I would describe as a rather Gothic twist to the tale that he sometimes lies in his red satin-lined casket to read his x-rated periodicals.

He must have to be careful though since if he enjoys his viewing too much besides staining the inside of pimped out pine box, he might risk another heart attack right at the exact inappropriate moment. Wouldn’t it be ironic, in an Alanis Morissette kind of way, if he went into the next life with his porn but not with his usual measure of appreciation intact simply because they couldn’t get the lid closed without it getting in the way?