I tried to find the origins for the term tossing the salad, but only found no definitive answer. I also found numerous sites describing the history of salad, the actual food, not the orifice. Nevertheless, euphemisms aside, there is little mystery as to what one finds in the content of Ass Eater Girls. These ladies lick men’s asses as if they tasted as sweet as molasses.

They tongue those tight pink rosebuds, which leads those lucky fellows to sprout erections in full bloom. Loads of dudes won’t go for anybody, regardless of gender going down on their buttholes. They worry that it somehow makes them appear suspect as far as their attraction for the opposite sex. You know how they say what they don’t know won’t hurt them?

While what these guys don’t realize won’t hurt them, they’re still missing out on loads of pleasure. I have heard the female G-spot described as a knot of nerve endings bundled together, which mostly resembles the male prostate gland. Now, although finding a woman’s G-spot can be difficult, locating a prostate isn’t rocket science.

Most men who have been to the doctor and had him slap on the rubber glove and shove it up their bum know where their prostate is to be found. However, when the doc sticks his latex-covered finger coated in cold lube into your rectum, it’s hard to imagine that such an experience could ever be enjoyable even performed by the hottest of babes.

It’s unfortunate that such a negative sampling of anal penetration is the only thing some men have as a point of reference for ass play. Let me tell you that when a woman who is really into you decides to lick your anus and stick her tongue into your hole, it is nothing like your general practitioner probing your butt with his gloved digit.

It is a sensation that is so intensely incredible that even the most brooding brute has his legs turn to Jell-O as his tightened glutes loosen and relaxed with every uncontrollable groan and moan he’s soon spouting. Too many guys rely solely on having their dicks stimulated directly. They don’t realize that the most intense orgasms can come from having other erogenous zones explored first.

I would say that the crème-de-la-crème as far as oral sex goes is to have your girlfriend first suck your ass to relax that clenched butt. Then when it’s nice and wet to stick a finger (or two) up your ass while she sucks your rod. I guarantee that you’ll be shooting one of the biggest loads ever, although if she doesn’t like to swallow she better watch out since the reaction for some will be quite uncontrollable.