I’ve often talked about enjoying websites that present various fetish models in glamorous photographs that are as much art as they are porn. I love that kind of thing. However, a site such as Fetish Artworks attempts the same transformation of pornographic images into finely designed art, equally as well. I’ll be frank, in general, I am not a huge fan of toons, but this genre of desire seems better suited to linear expression than other images of sex.

When I think of my earliest exposure to fetishistic fantasy images, I think to those golden years of my youth, back in the seventies and early eighties when you used to see stuff painted onto the sides, or hoods of vehicles. You know what I mean. Those custom vans with tinted bubble windows in the back and a huge mural of a woman dressed in leather wielding a sword above her head in warrior-like defiance. There were also sexy half-naked babes airbrushed onto the hoods of few Camaros around.

Those love machines on wheels were tacky by the standards of many. These rolling love shacks with some scantily clad, overly stacked, fantasy female figure were the pimped out rides of many a driver who imagined himself to be a real stud. A man on a mission, just making the rounds of town and city as cruising Casanovas on an endless hunt to get laid.

One can just imagine these sleazy Lotharios of yesteryear stroking handle bar mustaches and rubbing hands together in anticipation of all that pussy. I have no idea, if they horny quests were ever successful. Babes do like a dude with attitude, but driving down the road with some half-naked slut emblazoned on a side panel, or up front, seems too lamely crude.

I’ve totally digressed as I regress into the memory of my younger years when I was so innocent that I shielded my own eyes from these half-nude chicks on the side of a truck, or automobile. Not quite as pure, as not to sneak a peek as such an image drove by, since to be honest, my most primal fantasy images of women have often involved the idea of warrior princesses.

There’s just something about a big-boobed broad in a leather harness brandishing a blade as her sculpted, yet still somehow supple thighs strain out from below a skimpy animal skin loincloth. I like the idea of a chick that looks slutty, but might also threaten to cut off one’s dick. Nevertheless, such kinky dreams of femdom are best left to the pages of a fetish toon site, rather than being living out in real-life, or plastered on the side of a hybrid Prius.