Sometimes when I read site name, I’m left scratching my head as I try to figure out what the site producers were thinking when they came up with some strange string of often-misspelled words that barely make sense. Obviously, just as we’ve begun to run out of phone numbers, URLs are in short supply as well. Nevertheless, sometimes you stumble across a site with a name that seems to describe an obvious genre when in fact, it doesn’t. For example, Human Toilet Bowl seems clear enough.

I almost didn’t even blog about it, although I knew, given our standards, it wouldn’t be quite as nasty as it might be. We might occasionally go for the gold, but other than It’s Just Chocolate, we avoid the brown stuff. Nevertheless, when I read the intro to Mistress Tracy’s review, I found that the name is completely misleading. It’s meant I suppose to invoke images of degradation, rather than of the nasty bodily function, it seems to imply.

That’s not to say that it doesn’t still involve the discharging of fluids. It does indeed show beautiful babes getting their faces coated in liquid. However, rather than coming from the end of the food chain, said juice is all about the beginning of life, not the final minutes of a hamburger. Yes, if my colorful description isn’t clear, I mean sperm, not waste matter.

Nevertheless, I’d be remiss if on the topic of waste, I didn’t say that with this site you won’t be wasting any money. Besides, the high scoring main content of lovely ladies getting laid and then having cream splayed across their faces, our Fetish Fish surfers also enjoy a special price. That’s right. We’re talking a true bargain as far as membership, along with tons of bonuses, such as Cum Brushers, one of my favorite sites.

A quick glance at the members’ area preview and it becomes clear that the episodes provide you a good selection of beauties with some Latinas and Black gals, as well as some other ethnic babes. Moreover, the women seem to fit more than one category as far as their appearance. Some have big boobs, some are a tad plump, some look like pornstars, while others have true amateur appeal.

Despite the degrading name, the chicks seem to enjoy participating in the scenarios, which often focus on aggressive face-fucking before the massive facials that always follow as the icing on the cake. In the end, it might not have been what I expected to find given its title, but I was more than pleasantly surprised and pleased to see what it actually did offer.