I could imagine being described as a Pantyhose Addict. Nothing is sexier than a lady’s legs clad in sheer stockings and personally, I like it when they don’t just end at the thighs but they cover her pelvis as well. A nylon covered ass is just do hot and nothing is more satisfying than tearing a hole into the crotch so you can lick the good stuff or feel the sensation of silky fabric rubbing against your cock while you penetrate the sweet pink meat hidden inside.

Not being shy, at least online, I’ve already admitted to wearing them for a Halloween costume. Once I did actually cross dress as possibly the ugliest woman ever and a couple of other times, I donned opaque black leggings as if they were tights for a renaissance costume.

I must say the feel is incredible and the way they made even my scrawny legs look toned and firm was a turn on to me. I definitely had loads of folks of both genders commenting on how great they made my legs look. I actually thought to myself, wouldn’t it be crazy if such a thing ever came back in fashion.

I thought I’d never see the day unless someone invented a time machine to travel backwards to those long ago times of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Otherwise, unless I somehow had a nuclear accident that turned me into a superhero, other than for costume parties, I’d never be brave enough to walk around in tights.

However, according to an article from Fashion Wire Daily (01/17/07) by Godfrey Denny reporting on shows out of Milan, tights are the new must-have in men’s fashion. Design house Marni featured male leggings throughout their Fall line along with reviving the infamous skinny tie of my school days. The picture I saw is actually rather tasteful, as they seem to resemble dark, very tight crimson pants.

Nevertheless, from experience I know that what really prevents such a trend from taking off is the fact that any man’s crotch covered in stretchy material becomes distractingly X-rated. If I thought leggings made my legs look beefier, it made my endowment look completely ridiculous. As if, it should be impeding my ability to walk.

Since most guys at any age (including myself) still suffer the occasional erection for no reason, it would be a source for much embarrassment for most of us. Personally, I guess, I’ll wait for codpieces to become all the rage before I buy my first pair even though I think that might soon deteriorate into a competition to see whose is bigger.