There’s something so much more exciting to me about seeing the human body suggestively clothed, rather than completely undressed. Hot Latex Dreams is just the ticket for someone like me who appreciates so much more a lady’s physique swathed in skintight latex and rubber. I love to see any outfit that particularly emphasizes that hourglass shape that makes a woman’s figure so ethereally divine.

As I get older, I wish that not only the women, but also we men could get away with wearing a corset, or a girdle. You can only suck in your gut so much. Just as the ideal female form is wasp-waisted, now, we expect that elusive V-shape on fellows. Sure, sure, I suppose I could join a gym. However, as much as I appreciate some light BDSM, exercising in public is the sort of torture with which I cannot contend.

I had assumed that since I broke down after four months and started smoking again that all would be well with my waist again. The appetite-suppressing effect of those nicotine sticks is mostly what makes me not stick to quitting. I mentioned to one of my co-workers that my upcoming tropical vacation is making me panic a bit. Up until now, I’ve been able to hideout in bulk sweaters, but soon I may feel exposed to the world.

I just had a breakthrough plan. I had long forgotten about the cheesy comedy called Exit To Eden. If you remember, it was about cops going undercover on a fetish holiday. They wore leather harnesses, bustier corsets and tight black hot pants. I’m sure if I dressed that way it would constrict any extra lumps and bulges. Under the blazing sun, I’d probably sweat off those last stubborn 10 pounds.

I only thought about that film because TMZ (04/19/07) reported on a story originally carried on Page Six of the New York Post. Donald Trump sent the outfit worn by Rosie O’Donnell in the movie to Barbara Walters. A fan bought the items at auction, framed them and sent them to the mogul who decided they were too gross to hang on his own walls. Walters refused to address the matter when Rosie tried to bring it up on talk show, The View.

Alas, Rosie announced today that she is not renewing her contract and will be leaving the show at the end of the current season. Nevertheless, the pettiness of her feud with the Trumpster will most likely live on. He may think that a chubby chick in kinky attire is distasteful. However, considering the travesty of a comb over on his head, the hair-challenged billionaire trumps our full-figured lesbian with ‘tude when it comes to comically poor taste.