I already wrote about one of my favorite sites that contain mechanized devices drilling dildos into horny sluts. However, when I looked it up, I another site called Banging Machines, which has the same sort of content. It didn’t score nearly as well as the other, but we did manage to secure special pricing on it, making it the more economical pick between the two. One of the reasons, it didn’t score well, besides being a bit small is that it isn’t completely exclusive.

It’s a ties in with an article written by John Coles in that bastion of tabloid journalism, The Sun UK (03/09/07). I mean small, previously viewed content might be compared to a used compact car. The pics and vids have a few miles on them and they won’t take up much space when parked on your hard drive, since the videos aren’t downloadable.

I’m stretching the metaphor to its limits, but soon, you’ll understand why when you read about 38-year-old mechanic Chris Donald from England’s West Country. You see he not only loves cars, he loves them so much that he claims to have had sex with 30 different models of them in the last 20 years. I don’t mean he enjoys making love in an automobile. He literally, has some sort of sexual liaison with the motor vehicle itself.

The article doesn’t go into explicit detail, although it does show him shirtless and fondling the fender of a vintage blue roadster. They aptly captioned it “humper to bumper” and mention that on his website he writes stories about autoeroticism. I guess, if I wanted the specifics, I could always check out his manual titled “How to Make Love to a Car” but I’d rather leave some mystery in my life for now. Just in case, one day, I meet and fall in love with one on my own.

Chris when he was first coming to terms with his unusual, albeit, not completely unique vehicular attraction sought advice from a psychologist who told him that since he wasn’t hurting himself or anyone else, there was no reason to treat the harmless fetish as an affliction. That may be partly because the man is always honest with anyone with whom he shares a more traditional romantic relationship.

He isn’t alone in either his everyday life, or even his special lifestyle. He has a girlfriend for one thing, as well as meeting various folks online who drive to his home’s garage so he can “service” their ride. Ooften times, they pleasure themselves at the spectacle of Chris lavishing and ravishing their car with his affections. Chris being a mechanic, must be almost as satisfying as my reviewing porn.