Last year I spent time in the hospital for a week recuperating from a fall that broke my pelvis. Perhaps that’s why my mind was on other things than whether I found the nursing staff hot or not. Definitely, I can attest to the fact that 3 milligrams of pain killing opiates once every three hours is the equivalent of anti-Viagra making me numb from the waist down as well as up.

Nevertheless, when released from the hospital I still needed some in-home care, no nurses but some physiotherapy. I must admit that during about seven weeks of being trapped inside mostly solo, my physiotherapist looked mighty good to man so confined.

Leg raises and knee bends were never more erotic. The intense pain involved in trying to do just one, gave me such an adrenaline rush. Meanwhile trying so hard to please the therapist’s demands got my libido equally in high gear. I love being bossed around sometimes.

My poor pelvis strained trying to lift my foot off the bed, and then suddenly a firm but gentle helping hand would seize my leg. The caress of soft skin against the back of my knee sometimes slipping a bit towards my upper thigh sent shivers up my spine. My slightly delirious gaze would lock onto the blue-blue eyes of my therapy-angel.

It never went further than flirting but physiotherapy sessions were the highlight of my recovery time. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t break the other side of my pelvis for the same pleasure again.

According to the AP (09/20/06), 40-year-old William Mucklow of Charleston, West Virginia pleaded guilty to charges brought against him by two home healthcare workers.

He posed on the phone as his own mother calling to hire the female nurses to take care of her developmentally challenged son. As his mom, he claimed he required adult diaper changes as he was extremely limited in mental age.

In the end, after the man tried to fondle the two women’s breasts he was sentenced to a year of home confinement as well as paying at least one of them $400 in restitution. No news on any special homecare though.