I’ve been wanting to get one of these for a while now. They come in a variety of styles, from vibrating panties or thongs to strap-on butterflies and insertable eggs. They even make a remote control vibrating butt-plug. They have a range of about 20-25 feet an cost about $80-$90, which isn’t bad when you consider the possibilities.

Of course you could take you vibrating partner to the movies or dinner, the controller in your pocket, and have the pleasure of giving her some thrills with a little twist of a button. That’s nice in itself, but I also like the idea of going to a party and mingling with the crowd. Maybe she drifts away and starts chatting up some other gentleman. What better way to get her attention than to reach in your pocket and send a thrilling jolt to her, catching her in mid-sentence. Her eyes glaze, her words die on her lips. Suddenly she remembers who she’s with and who’s in control. It’s a lot more sophisticated than having to go over and tap her on the shoulder.

The first models that came out about 12 years ago had some unfortunate drawbacks. For instance, the stray signals from someone’s garage-door opener or TV remote control could set them off, which could be rather inconvenient, I imagine. I think they’ve got the bugs out now though. Hard to think of anything that could make a trip to the movies more interesting than having your partner wired for instant gratification.

Here’s a link to a couple outfits that sell the things:

http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=266&dc=goo

http://www.intimatesynergy.com/adult-sex-toys/-Remote-Control-Vibrators_c4sc16.html