I’ve never been the sort to work in stuffy offices where everyone is on his, or her best behavior. I’ve always been the sort to stir up controversy wherever I went with my sarcasm and occasional breakthroughs in wit, always pushing the envelope of taste to the limit without crossing ever truly the line. Some folks are just better at coming across as humorously perverse, rather than downright perverted. Look at the workforce in Naughty Office and you’ll see what I mean.

I might get a groan or two for one of my off-color jokes, or for poking fun at a colleague, but the cheeky beggars working in the pages of NaughtyOffice poke more than just fun at their workmates. At, or in, is perhaps the better description for the poking they do, or maybe just as precise would be up and down too. Life behind the desk has become too restrictive with so many rules for appropriate conduct, but not at least in this one office space.

In their books, it isn’t sexual harassment for a horny boss to bang his secretary, if she wants to put the dick back into taking dictation. The members’ area preview also shows that it isn’t just male managers making passes at female employees. In at least one sample screenshot, we can see that some coworkers, both of the womanly variety, like to fool around with their tits and ass to help pass some of the time away during a tedious workday.

I guess that’s one way to keep things equal in the workplace. Instead of everybody regardless of gender behaving appropriately, it might be easier, or at least more fun, if everyone went wild and did whatever he, or she wanted and to hell with the rules of decorum. We’re not just talking saying naughty things, such as double entendres or sexual innuendo, but whipping cocks out, flashing tits and fucking pussy upskirt.

However, what might seem like a good hardcore fantasy online might not be so reasonable in practical reality. Not everyone works in an office full of hot, wannabe pornstars. Not every employee for that matter is porno incarnate him or herself either. Most of us get our jobs for other reasons than our looks. As I always quote from that Bette Midler, song called I’ve Still Got My Health, “My face is my fortune that’s why I’m totally broke.”

My mother listened to Bette Midler all the time on the car stereo. I may not have grown up to be the hard fucking stud of some naughty office somewhere, but I’m not quite a diehard Beaches fan all the same… Okay, I did see it once. Not all of life can be nasty hardcore porn, sometimes it is a cabaret after all.