I’m often attracted to intimidating women. Generally, I would mean figuratively, rather than literally. Therefore, when I see a site such as She Muscle I think how much more exciting it might be to worship a woman who could literally break my scrawny ass in two. It’s a little different from my usual fantasy, which is too simply date a babe who knows she wears the pants in the relationship. You know the sort.

I want real divas to treat me as if I’m well beneath them. They just do it for me. Nice girls are a dime-a-dozen, but a chick that is a Grade-A bitch in the truest sense is a rarer commodity. Don’t get me wrong there are plenty of wannabes who qualify their demands with crap such as demanding if you know who they are, or some female who thinks she’s so hot that if she threatens to leave you, you’ll crumble.

I’m not into posers. Instead, I’m talking about a gal who says jump and we all answer ‘how high’ without even knowing why she’s in charge. A woman who is so self-confident and so self-possessed that you do her bidding without question, without a second thought, like you’re on autopilot and you’re her slave bot. It’s not about her manipulating you. It’s about you knowing that what she says goes.

Nevertheless, let’s get back to the muscular females in the aforementioned site. I never was into muscle goddesses before. I’d seen a few female bodybuilding competitions and I just didn’t find them sexy. I think it was mostly the presentation since over tanned and greased up with oil, their skin always looked like a Thanksgiving bird on steroids.

At some point, the name is long forgotten, I watch a documentary about men who love muscular women and it changed my mind completely. Without the oiled fake and bake leathery complexions, I could appreciate the contrast of a pretty face with a super pumped bod. The muscle babes on the show looked much more feminine when they were just walking around naturally not lubed up and posing.

If there was any doubt left, it was dispelled by watching a couple seasons of Surreal Life on VH1 that starred Joanie Laurer formerly known as China Doll in pro-wrestling circles. Especially, in the most recent series Surreal Life: Celebrity Fame Games, she still has an impressive physique, but seems even more feminine than she did in Season 4. Back then, I still loved to see her in her tiny bikini and fur coat, but she almost seemed as if she was in drag.

Now, I’m convinced I could love a girl with bulging biceps and thighs of steel.