I appreciate marriages of fetish content such as one finds on Hairy Old Snatch. It’s as if you’re getting a two-for-one deal on your porn. Besides, let’s face it there’s something quite sexy about the silvery grey fox fur on a well-aged muff. The rug might not match the drapes but that just makes the carpet munching that much more fun. Who can blame these younger men for wanting a taste of fine vintage pussy?

I always find that it seems more suitable to see a youthful stud doing an older broad since both members of such a pairing are supposedly supposed to be in their prime sexually speaking. Women are peaking in their middle years while we dudes are supposedly past our best once we reach our twenties. I’m not sure if the last part is true. That might just be because I was already nearly 20 years old before I had real sex and as a late bloomer I’d hate to think that a decade and a half later, I’m already way past my best by date.

Maybe, I should go back to church I guess since AGF reports (01/08/07) that a pastor in Nigeria is finding something more fruitful in his golden years to do besides sending phishing emails about a missing heir to some Nigerian prince. In fact, he’d make a believer out of anyone with the miracle of his marital age-gap story of his continued manly glory. His young bride is thirty, which might make you think, how much older could he be?

Do I hear, 30 years? Do I get a forty over here? Did anyone say fifty? Ii know a half-century seems generous but come now folks, we can do much better than that. Remember we’re talking God-given virility even if presumably there might still be some sterility and senility involved. If you guess 60 years, you’re still aiming too low. Unbelievably, even seven decades difference doesn’t describe the generational gap in this case.

Samuel Akinbode Sadela is just three years short of being 80 years senior to his new bride. There are 77 years between the two. His church organization makes a surprisingly supportive statement regarding his marriage to Christiana Sadela, they see it as “a fulfillment of the scripture and worthy of thanksgiving and appreciation to God. Nothing is impossible for God.”

Anyway, I’d be on my knees praying right now, but since God does move in mysterious ways, I’m afraid I just end up a newlywed with 111-year-old missus. I might not mind an experienced gal but I’d like her at least live through having sex, although it would be one way to get out of cuddling I guess.