Anyone remember that “I want my MTV” campaign? Don’t worry if you missed the ’80s, because I have a better one for you: “I want my pantyhose movies!” Luscious babes in silky pantyhose are so much better than annoying veejays and too many reality shows, right? And if you disagree, you’re really reading the wrong blog post. There’s nothing I like more than a hottie in a tight pair of pantyhose and no site I like to get my fix from more than Pantyhose TV.

But sometimes I channel surf first and get a taste of Matures and Pantyhose. Sorry Reese’s, but that’s just a better combo than peanut butter and chocolate. I’ve had more than a few mental pantyhose movies starring my sexy and strict female teachers, and this site let me relive my naughty fantasies. In over 100 vids and 300 photosets, I got to see cougars seduce fresher dudes and dames with nothing but a sexy pair of legs and a sheer pair of hose. I only wish they could have dubbed the scenes in English or at least subtitled them. At least that gave me an opportunity to put myself- and a certain biology teacher- into the plot.

Of course, sometimes I get tired of other hosiery diluting my pantyhose enjoyment. I mean, if I wanted to look at thick tights and stockings I wouldn’t be looking at a site with just “pantyhose” in the title. So, if you’re like me and sometimes on a hose-only diet, check out E Pantyhose Land. With over 2,700 photo sets and almost 250 pantyhose movies, this site has a whole lot of nylon-only content to enjoy. It’s all softcore smut, but I didn’t mind. The chicks are hot enough that, as I looked through, I kind of felt like a big dick would ruin the fun.

Anyway, whenever I need some hardcore hose-fucking, I can always turn on Pantyhose TV. The chicks do it without taking their nylons off. They just fuck right through the pantyhose, tearing a hole so a hard cock can get at the goodies. Now that’s worth getting a run for. There’s plenty of lesbian and solo action in the almost 300 good-quality scenes and 120 galleries this site’s offering, so no matter what kind of pantyhose movies I’m jonesing for, I know I can find them here. However, the navigation does take some getting used to. Still, I’ve found it easier than trying to get around the pantyhose section at the store with some dirty thoughts on my mind and a suspicious security guard on my tail.