Hos and Hobos
In my city, there are tons of homeless people. When I first arrived here over 15 years ago, it wasn’t such a problem, but now, it seems there are just so many more folks living on the streets. It might be partially do to global warming, since I wasn’t sure how anyone but the heartiest soul could survive a winter on our streets before these last few milder winters. Nevertheless, Damn Hobos offers a unique way to deal with homelessness.
I haven’t heard someone call a homeless person a hobo since The Great Depression ended. The term invokes images of someone carrying his belongings wrapped in a bandana tied to the end of a stick. Most of the individuals I see begging in our streets are locals. It’s not as if they hopped on a freight train hoping to pursue their big city dreams.
Since the whole concept of this porn site isn’t politically correct, why should I be surprised at their archaic name for the residentially challenged? It the least of their sins, as the premise of this supposed reality porn is to have dirt-clad old men have sex with young women in the great outdoors. That’s right they don’t even give these guys a chance to do it in a comfortable bed.
Now, when I say these fellows are old, I mean that they’re borderline elderly. One named Max, I saw pictured in the screenshots in the members area preview is supposed to be 74 years old. Other beneficiaries of these sexual handouts are only middle-aged, but obviously, time in the rough hasn’t done much for their sunburned faces.
Perhaps, needless to say, there aren’t that many scenes available on the site. I suppose most of the homeless are faced with more of a pressing plight than a need to score pussy in front of a camera. Therefore, although there used to be at least monthly updates, it doesn’t look as if there will be any more than the existing 25 episodes to see.
They do at least do a good job of mixing mature males with fresh-faced whores in an outdoor setting. Moreover, if you were feeling guilty about being turned on by the idea of exploiting the less fortunate for pornographic purposes, I think you can just accept that this site is more fantasy than fact.
They’ve done a good job of making the actors look the part, but since the aforementioned old fart Max appears to have gleaming chompers, or at least some dazzlingly white dentures, I doubt if he’s really been spending his retirement out in the streets. Besides, most panhandlers would rather be given a nickel than a nipple, even if you’re a pretty girl.





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