I miss the glory days of reality porn. Most websites these days take a much more direct approach launching right into ‘Gonzo’ sex without any cheesy premise. I rather miss corny plot devices as are used on Pink Eye Surprise. Its pure beauties who supposedly don’t know that some asshole is going to blow a load from his cock right across their corneas are about as believably surprised as I used to be on Christmas morning when Santa always got me the very present I had been nagging my parents for since July.

Obviously, you can just squirt a wad into someone’s eye without some prior consent, since it isn’t exactly the safest sex act. The damage it could do to gal’s makeup alone is gruesome enough. Nevertheless, what may surprise you is that a dame so-focused on dick that she doesn’t even notice the evil grin on some creep’s peep-squirting face isn’t unrealistic after all. We’ve all bought into some feminine mystic that’s actually a mistake to believe.

According to an abstract from Hormones and Behavior, Volume 51, Issue 5, April 2007, a new eye-tracking study done by Heather A. Rupp, a researcher from Emory University in conjunction with Kim Wallen of The Kinsey Institute made a surprising discovery. They verified where men most focused their attention when looking sexually suggestive materials, versus where the women looked on the same photos. Guess who looked more at faces and than they did at genitals.

I might have thought it would be the women, but then I would have thought wrong. Male subjects actually spent more time and had a high probability of looking at a woman’s face. Meanwhile, the females focused their eyes most often first on the genitals. Apparently, this difference is considered significant enough to suggest that there may be pre-existing cognitive differences in how men and women experience arousal on a neural and physiological basis.

That last line sounds complicated, but it’s just a fancy way of saying that the opposite sex isn’t wired the same. That most of us already know. What I think really messes us up now is that such a revelation that the population from Venus is more likely to look first at naughty bits than we, Martians, do, proves that we haven’t got a clue.

Nevertheless, it does suggest that regardless of what all those companies selling us male skin cream tell us, we might as be better off throwing away money on miracle penis enhancement pills, than on magical moisturizers that erase wrinkles. Neither type of product really works. However, at least, now you know if one did who would notice your enhanced package versus who’d glance at your smoother face.