I notice two new monster dick sites are reviewed. I know from an experience in this office that to see is not always to believe. Now, before your dirty mind runs amok, let me clarify that I’m not implying that anyone in the room was trying to show off a ginormous tool. I might have thought of calling one of my colleagues that from time to time but that’s a different story. What I mean is that someone showed me a funny video from Insane Cock Brothers.

Now, if you know anything about gigantic schlongs, you may realize that size can at times impede rigidity so one might try to suspend one’s disbelief when you see the ridiculous floppy donkey dongs on bros. They’re so long that they could put them in their own mouths without bending down and would presumably pass out from the blood rush down south.

Conversely, if you thought it was because the pricks are rubber not real, you’d be right. I know from watching a clip that my officemate behind me played that not only are those phalluses falsies but also unlike the prosthetics used in productions that are more professional, they’re not even glued on. Instead, they’re like dildos that fit over their real penises that they seem to use their hands to hold in place. I actually saw one come off during a scene, without cutting the scene, the guy just slipped it back on, and kept going as if nothing had happened.

Meanwhile, the less believable title of 24 Inches Of Pain appears to be a more truthful exaggeration. Once you realize they mean the sum of two massive members combined, not a solo genetic freak. That would mean each one was a minimum of 12 inches or one would have to be even longer. I’ve seen some pics and sample vids and I’d say it might be a full two-feet but it’s a solid 20 inches at least. They may not get as rock solid as a smaller wiener does, but they don’t flop around and from what I’ve seen, they certainly don’t fall off.

That said, although I don’t exactly have a foot long, I have occasionally had sex partners who thought it would be handy if my natural device was detachable and portable. I think they were implying that they missed me even after a brief absence but I guess it might just mean I haven’t always been loved for my personality either.