One of favorite sites as far as adult toys go has always been Fucking Machines. I remember a long time ago reading a book about the supposed future that predicted that at some point many humans might turn to robots to meet their physical needs. Granted, they conjectured that at some point, with advancements in artificial intelligence and life-like space age materials, these humanoid droids would be so realistic, no one would know the difference.

I can’t for the life of me, remember what the book was called but it suggested even the robots’ owners might start to believe they were the real thing. I remember that it showed a cartoon of a buxom beauty with a sheet held against her chest as she discreetly exited the bed still occupied by her robotic lover. She was saying something to him about how it was better sex and more real romance than any man had given her.

It suggested that humankind would one day have to do serious soul searching into the ethics of falling in love with a machine. I, of course, thought no harm, no foul. We’ve all grown attached to an inanimate object at some point, a favorite chair, a lucky ball cap or even an old pair of comfortable shoes. Those things don’t talk and generally don’t make you orgasm, unless the chair vibrates, the hat helps you get lucky or the odor from the worn out footwear draws in a horny hottie with a foot fetish.

As to the fucking machines mentioned in the intro paragraph most of those look like the bastardized offspring of garage door opener with a lawn mower that was already part chainsaw with a dildo thrown in fro good measure. You might love the way it makes you feel like a natural woman, but no woman is likely to fall naturally in love with it. Nevertheless, I guess some people still fear the dangers of mechanical loving.

According, to Michael Hayes of Xbiz (02/15/7), the 11th US Circuit Court of Appeals upheld an Alabama statute banning the commercial distribution of sex toys. According to the statute, it is “unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute any obscene material or any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

Unlike, the recent US Supreme Court decision overruling Texan anti-sodomy laws, since selling sex toys is not a private sexual act between two consenting adults, it has nothing to do with one’s fundamental right to privacy. I say that they should sentence anyone caught dealing dildos should get the chair… the vibrating massage one, I mentioned previously. They can kick their smelly old shoes off and toss their ball cap in the air.