We Do Footjobs according to Mistress Tracy isn’t just about cum-covered toes, or sperm coated soles, it does a decent job of showing of those fornicating footsies even before they’re wrapped around some lucky fellow’s cock. It may be a little short on main content, but it offers about another dozen niches to check out as well.

I do have a slight confession to make that I should have done a longtime ago. The reason why I don’t always understand the foot fetish thing is that I have the world’s ugliest feet. I know, I know, sites such as this one are about lovely lady’s feet, so it shouldn’t matter what my own look like. However, unlike some folks, I’m never attracted to the perfect traits of another, if they mirror my own faults tenfold.

I’ve had my toes sucked and it does feel incredible, but I’m always squeamish about anyone going there. I have one toenail that has been a mess for over three years because I dropped a giant can of coffee on it in the grocery store once. My heels are rather narrow, while my toes look like fingers and are spread too wide apart. I rather think my feet resemble a bird’s.

Wow, it feels good to get that off my chest, since when I see a site dedicated to footjobs, I feel like a fool that my own insecurity holds me back. I mean I know how good it would feel to stick my toes into a nice moist vagina, but I just don’t think I could subject any poor girl to my disfigured hoofers.

I suppose I should just relax and enjoy the porn, since there are loads of things one sees on porn sites that you might never experience in real-life despite getting turned on by it. Nevertheless, maybe there’s hope, at least if I ever win the lottery. It seems that I’m not the only person self-conscious about unappealing feet.

Even two years ago, according to the CBS News’ The Early Show (05/20/05) more and more people have been opting for cosmetic foot surgery. Some women especially do things such as having Restylane injected into the balls of their feet to help cushion the blow of wearing high heels. While others have hammertoes fixed, or their second toe shortened to even out the length of their toes.

It sounds like the solution I’ve been looking for, but there’s just one catch. Some surgeons botch the work and then patients might not even be able to walk without extensive corrective follow-up surgeries. The pain of ugly feet seems less important if being vain leaves you immobile I’d say.