When I see a site like Handjob Spectacles, it makes me smile. I always find glasses sexy and think it’s a shame that so many folks prefer to wear contacts instead. I say that, but I myself am supposed to wear eyeglasses and never do. I am thinking I should maybe pull them out and start wearing them again.

Although, I would hope for a different result than what happens to the bespectacled babes that star in porn. I certainly don’t need strange men accosting me in the streets as they do these poor girls demanding that they yank their crank for them. The male splatter that will end up on my lenses is my own, since I do somehow think that I should sport my vision goggles while I ogle these brainy-looking broads.

I’ll imagine that it’s my meat their pulling. If I have glasses and the lasses I imagine tugging my beef have them too, I think somehow that should multiply the pleasure involved somehow. I mean if two heads are better than one, than eight eyes instead of four should exponentially increase the explosion quotient. For starters, I’ll see those pretty hands and feminine faces more clearly.

Secondly, I’ll look smarter while they’re manhandling my dumb stick. Granted, any illusion of intellect will be completely delusional since obviously, when you see these chicks manipulating dicks, you know that any thoughts are gone beyond moaning, “Yeah, baby!”

At any rate, I guess that’s what I both love and hate about eyewear. Many people mistakenly believe that you can look smart and still be a tart. Since sex really happens in the brain, nerdy is definitely dirty. These teens pull their frames down as dudes pull their pants down. Then fingers nimble from turning bookworm pages nimbly form fists to tenderize raw tube steaks.

These geek girls must have studied in Cuba since they know a thing or two about hand-rolling cigars. They may say that boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses. However, they’re jackasses since these girls in glasses jack masses of cock into creamy climaxes. Sometimes, protective eye gear is put to better use than just reading books.