There’s a good way and a bad way to enjoy the things that turn you on. I found two stories about two different guys into feet that illustrate this point quite easily. One dude is famous while the other is infamous. One shared his private kink in a public interview while the other didn’t keep his kink private in a public venue.

Frances Burns from United Press International (05/06/06) reports that a NYC man has been charged with assaulting women’s feet on the New York subway system. He would approach them asking to date them and be their slave, then kneel before them to kiss and lick their feet.

Eight out of nine alleged victims picked Joseph Weir out of a lineup according to another report by the NY Daily News. Meanwhile, investigators say there were 14 other previous complaints. The suspect on at least one occasion rubbed his hand on a woman’s thigh and genital area as well as worshiping her feet.

If it isn’t clear, accosting strangers to suck their toes isn’t a smart way to get off.

The better way is how Contact Music (05/05/06) describes Mission Impossible III star Rhys Meyer’s love of high-heeled shoes. He doesn’t need the ladies just the shoes and will buy a pair just to look at them. Meyer maintains, “I have a love for women’s shoes, wearing them or just looking at them. I would go out and buy a fantastic pair of shoes for nobody - just to own them. If I wasn’t an actor I’d probably design women’s shoes.”

Now that’s a classy way to deal with your preoccupation for pumps and secret salivation on stilettos. Granted the Rhys Meyer’s method, it costs a bit more than your average subway token but considerably less than your freedom would if you are caught. He’d be a dream boyfriend for most girls since he must love to go shoe shopping and he’s one of the few lads with shoes that a babe would want to borrow.