My favorite term for breasts is contained in the site name Heavenly Knockers. It evokes images of boobs banging against one another as a well-endowed woman is done doggie style. I presume the source for the nickname is a doorknocker, even if there aren’t many of those around these days. Anyway, I read about an interesting reversal, where women inspired inanimate objects instead of being treated as such. Some designs also took shape from images you might see on Feet N Heels.

It seems according to Komfie Manalo of All Headline News that Dutch cabinetmaker Mario Phippona has taken inspiration from the female form to a more literal end. Carmakers have always tried to shape sports cars with feminine curves and often-bodacious headlights. I’ve always found that tendency somewhat ironic, in the Alanis Morissette way since generally, we think of a pricey motor vehicle as form of phallic compensation. As per usual, I digress.

Phippona has foregone any illusion of subtlety in his feminine body inspired furniture. We’re not talking merely a few curvy table legs or a rounded cupboard door. He cut to the chase so to speak. For example, he made a mammary-shaped wall mounted liquor cabinet. I’d call them booze boobs or shooter hooters, but I think he calls it art instead, although it’s labeled as “boobycase” on the gallery website.

He made a table and some chests with women’s legs wearing high heels as supports. Admittedly, these are some sexy looking pieces of furniture. However, is most interesting design that is supposed also to be on display at the Amadeus Art gallery in Berlin does not appear online. Apparently, he made a night table that opens by pressing a button inside its “vagina.”

Considering what many of us keep in a bedside table, perhaps that’s rather appropriate. Nevertheless, if you ever needed something out of the nightstand in the middle of the night, you might need to turn on the light first or fumbling in the dark might turn on your girlfriend or wife instead even as you kept moving your finger without opening the drawer.