I love it when a girl is just so into cock that she not only gagging for it (as the Brits say in their common vernacular), but she’s actually gagging on it. That’s what happens on Slap Happy Girls. The slapping, for which these babes are happy, is presumably done by dicks against faces, as this face-fucking site offers some extreme blowjob action. These aren’t oral sex scenes for the faint of heart.

Mistress Tracey says the women really do sputter and choke on the cocks, so much so that their all blurry-eyed with mascara running down cheeks flushed from the effort of fighting the old gag reflex as hard rods plumb the depths of throats with rigorous thrusting and reckless abandon. As is usually the case with oral sex the scenarios aren’t super long, but intense nonetheless.

The only problem with the site, besides having content that we would generally consider average-quality is the lack of frequent updates and that the price tag is a tad high. Nevertheless, after glancing at the members’ area preview of hot amateurs facing a massive facial coming from an equally huge prick, it remains enticing to me in its concept, if not completely in its execution.

Further, on the subject of ladies loving cocks, I have an interesting item I stumbled across. According to celebrity gossip blog POPSUGAR (01/23/07), Jessica Simpson has a cock fetish. Obviously, for most dudes who’ve seen her in her daisy dukes that probably is an exciting revelation.

However, fellows, I’m afraid that I was equally disappointed to discover that such phrasing intentionally misleading. In this case, a cock is means rooster, not the euphemistic term for penis. The chick collects various decorative representations of said poultry and even once asked if she could buy a wire sculpture of one of the walls of LA Grove eatery The Farm.

She cutely told her waiter, “I want the cock!”

To which he replied, “I bet you do.”

They shared a laugh when she explained what she actually meant, but the story couldn’t confirm whether she actually got to take the wired cock home. Meanwhile, now talking about cocks in terms of referring to a male bird from any of various species is a story from Reuters (06/04/07) about The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.

The RSPB has apparently removed the term cock from all of its homepage’s texts. They replaced it with asterisks due to a software filtering software according to one RSPB worker. However, a spokesperson for the RSPB claims that the Society prefers to refer to birds as only male and female. Nevertheless, the site still refers to females of various winged species as tits, so the standard seems double.