I’ve often heard it said that a more humane way to settle international disputes would be to put opposing world leaders into a ring together to duke it out to decide who’s right. I might prefer if we replaced someone like Bush with one of the babes of Ultimate Surrender to defend justice and the American way. It would far sexier. Nevertheless, George W. might prevail not by fist, but by confusing his opponents with one of his infamous Bushism. While, they’re left scratching their heads, he could sucker punch them.

At any rate, the aforementioned porn site with chicks wrestling might not bring global peace, but it will definitely bring an end to your frustration, if you’re plan to egg on catfights between your girlfriend and her best pal hasn’t brought you the naked hair-pulling you’d been hoping for. It has over 120 episodes of hot bitches taking it down to the mat and back. The videos might only be average-quality, but you’ll still get an eyeful and the still pics are almost high-res too.

When it comes to catfights, I’ve seen a few in my time. However, you have to remember I grew up in a small town and there’s always a bit of frontier mentality, even if it wasn’t out in the Wild West. Even in the big city you obviously can see your share of bar fights, but generally, the ladies stick to being caddy not physically aggressive, or maybe that’s my innocent small town impression of big city gals.

Out in the boonies though, even outside after class you’d see a couple of female roughnecks go at and no holds were barred. They scratch, kick, slap and hit with closed fists. I’d like to say it was erotic, but given the fact that back in my day the young women in question normally had badly bleached mullets, acid washed jeans and baggy sweatshirts, it wasn’t so hot. Nevertheless, an unwilling fascination always grabbed me, as happens when you slowdown passing a traffic accident.

Anyway, I just read on my favorite celebrity gossip blog, What Would Tyler Durden Do that the claws are out, on the MySpace pages of Haylie Duff (Hilary Duff’s sis) and Kim Kardashian (the American Idol dirt pic scandal). Haylie apparently has tried to be nice to Kim, but Kimmy has been calling Haylie “slut” despite that seeming a tad kettle black as far as insults go. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t mind seeing them battle it out in a giant vat of mashed potatoes. May the best ho win!