My mother is a very patient and open-minded woman but for some reason she just can’t stand piercings and tattoos. I think she’d literally kill me if I got either one, or the other. Hell, I’m even a little worried that she might disrupt my wedding, if I should one day find myself marrying a chick with tats, or even a tongue stud. That’s how much she hates tattoos and piercings.

Met a tattoo artist at a party a few weeks ago, and I asked him if he ever got lucky, working on girls’ bodies like he did, and that led to a bunch of stories. Here’s one of the more interesting ones:
“Had this one girl, this Oriental—Suzie—gorgeous girl, and she’d come back again and again. [...]

Just looking through some of the reviews in the categories that fascinate me the most, when I stumbled across one called Pierced Fetish. I’m sure I told you all once already that as much as I’ve lived through some serious pain that time I broke my pelvis, I’m still rather lame when it comes to [...]

I’m sure you remember when you were young, hearing crazy stories of boys and girls getting stuck together while they were making out, both wearing braces. Times have changed. Now invisible braces are all the rage and priced low enough that most who can already afford braces, can afford the less intrusive kind.
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The only thing I’ve ever pierced was my left ear. Controversial enough in the small town where I grew up, it was the late eighties so eventually everyone was doing it. I did let it grow in when people started pointing out that my earlobes were two different sizes. Asymmetry is unattractive after all.
I’ve contemplated [...]

When I was growing up, I remember the preacher saying all the things we should avoid in the world of sinners to keep us out of temptation. Besides the typical bad things such as the evils of drink and the demon tobacco, which is strangely pronounced as toe-back-caw, we weren’t supposed to go to the [...]