Female Contortionists
A few years ago I found myself dating a real bitch of a girl. She was unsupportive, frequently jealous and absolutely nuts. She drove me crazy! Despite this, I just couldn’t bring myself to break-up with her. One of the main reasons for my unwillingness to end things was the fact that the chick was just so damn flexible. I mean, we could do stuff in bed that wouldn’t look out of place in a circus act - minus all the nakedness and fucking of course. It was incredible! Sadly, the relationship finally did come to an end and while I don’t miss the cunt one bit, I do miss her ability to fold up like a pretzel. It’s in memoriam of this love lost that I bring you today’s blog all about female contortionists.





