Sexy Nude Babes
I was walking to work today when I spotted a chick walking in the same direction as me a little further up the street. Her body was incredible and she had perfect hair, so naturally I wanted to catch up to this babe and get a better look. Thanks to my long legs and a little power walking, I was able to make up the distance between us in no time. Just as I was about to catch up to her, she stopped on a street corner and turned around. It was then that I caught a good look at her face. Though this girl looked good from far, upon closer inspection I realized that she looked far from good. If I didn’t know better, I would have said that this chick had had a monkey’s face transplanted onto her own and then had someone do some dental work with a hammer. It wasn’t pretty. Needless to say, I opted to not drop one of my clever pick-up lines on her and I just continued on my way to the office. I hope that doesn’t make me shallow.





