Some people with my kind of job might be shy to tell other people what they do for a living. I’m proud as punch to lay claims out one of the most unusual posts anyone can hold. You might be surprised by who reacts the most disapprovingly, considering I never told my mother the truth. Most folks I tell make me giggle if they get in snit over it. Number one question tends to be, what’s the most unusual thing you’ve see? I normally say site such as Balloon Bounce.

Many people are expecting something far worse, they say, whatever that means. Lots of even open-minded people just don’t get how exciting it might be to see a girl bouncing up and down on an exercise ball or inflatable toy. They don’t know the joy of being turned on by alternative means than the usual humdrum hardcore one sees. I won’t pretend that it’s my obvious choice at first glance.

I normally explain to them first about a site like the one I mentioned in the intro, since I think naked or scantily clad women doing anything is sexy. Then, after they’ve had time to absorb an idea they find already out of the norm, I burst their bubble of condescending comprehension by explaining that having a balloon fetish in the purest sense often doesn’t even involve any nudity at all.

I tell them about say, Blow To Burst or Emmas Ballons where the babes might wear sexy outfits but they’re still fully clothed. I explain how the over inflation of that little latex sack until it explodes is more than stimulating for some to get off on watching. They stare at me dumbfounded by the notion that for some sex is truly in the brain. An action that might be seen intellectually in a devious way as metaphorical for a physical act being satisfying in of itself blows their mind.

I do try to help them understand that there’s more to it than meets the eye. However, no matter how they deny it, I know they don’t get it. I guess I should tell them about Smoke And Balloons since even staunch anti-smokers somehow understand finding smoking sexy. I’m not sure why if you contend one oral fixation is normal deviation, why it’s such a stretch to expand the concept to less offensive and certainly non-cancerous balloons.

I guess some uptight individuals prefer not to admit that we all of our quirks when it comes to what is arousing or sexy. I guess if they ever did start to have a balloon fetish all of theirs would float away since I imagine for the most part those who always claim to be normal are often full of hot air.