Another great site that I stumbled across in our BDSM section that combines two niches into one hot bundle all tied up in knots, if not a bow. Kumi Monster is a beautiful Asian babe who loves to have her picture taken in various fetishistic photos spreads. Just as S&M brings together pain with pleasure, she brings together beauty with the art of bondage and other kinkiness.

Even the site itself is lovely to look at with simple design set against a stark black background. She welcomes you into her site, explaining that you have become a “member of the special Kumi people club” with her seductively charming second-language English writing style. Slender with that alabaster skin with a subtle golden hue, even with her shaved head she appears exotically feminine.

As Mistress Tracy extols the many virtues of the site in her review, she points out that one important feature of the content is its diversity in its perversity. She has some skilled photographers taking high-quality photos of her in scenarios ranging from typical hogtying to pony play and even some costarring dwarves. That’s just some examples I can give after a quick glimpse at the members’ area preview.

I shouldn’t let you think that there are only photos, even if there are over 300 galleries. There are over 30 vids too, probably even more than that since the review was done awhile back. You know at any rate that I’ve always been a sucker for the artistic take on kinky pics. Therefore, Kumi seem more of a creamy dream than a nightmarish monster in my books.

BDSM dreams can always take a bad turn, as I wanted to relate and embarrassing tale I read about on Ananova (05/23/07). It seems a German couple from the town of Weiden, Germany ended up having to call the fire brigade after they lost the key to a padlock. They had used it used to secure the chains with which they had chained one another to their bed.

Joschen Ransett, 56, dressed in feathers along with his wife, admitted that the two were left rather red-faced after the incident, “It was so embarrassing. We just wanted to try something a bit different and we ended up with this. I even had to be taken to hospital because my wrists had swollen so much from trying to get out of the handcuffs.”

I can say the key to avoiding a problem is making sure the key is always in plain site before any locks are secured. Ideally, you’d hang it on a string around your neck. Nevertheless, I guess if his wife had a thing for firefighters, maybe the whole event took an exciting turn.