There’s nothing like the right outfit to turn me on. Unfortunately, in many situations, the old school dress codes have gone out the window. The last time I was in the hospital, there was no nurse dresses in anything even close to the type of sexy nursing attire one finds on a site such as Uniform Zone. They no longer wear dresses and caps, only those poorly fitting scrubs that do nothing for anyone’s figure.

I had hoped at least once to see one lovely lady without a bra under those dowdy duds since generally the fabric is pretty thin from being washed so many times in bleach. However, besides spying the occasional outline of an undergarment’s strap, all the female nurses seemed to smart enough to wear a tank top or T-shirt underneath. Otherwise, unexcitingly I did notice a hirsute male nurse’s chest hair forming ominous black clouds behind his sky-blue scrub top.

Anyway, in the real world of war, rather than my imagined battlefront in the struggle to spy on girls dressed in uniform, the AP (11/08/06) is reporting that some female soldiers have caught a break. They had posed nude before shipping out to Iraq and were faced with possible court-martials.

That was according to The Courrier-Journal Of Louisville, Kentucky, which reported in September that the army was investigating whether women assigned to the 410th Quartermaster Unit based in Danville, Kentucky had brought discredit to the military by agreeing to pose for the suggestive photographs.

The newspaper had claimed to have in its possession a compact disc with 232 digital photographs of six or more, nude and seminude women in layouts with military rifles and strategically placed American flag stickers carefully shielding their nipples from presumably friendly fire.

However, the women are busy serving their nation overseas, even as this is being written. They will only get a non-judicial, administrative sanction for their actions. Lt. Col. Phil Miller, a spokesperson for the Kentucky Guard, said Tuesday, that “as far as the leadership of the Kentucky National Guard is concerned, this incident is now closed.”

Brave model soldiers posing naked is one war effort I firmly support.