A few nights ago I was sitting around and talking to some people over beers when the subject of fetishes came up. We discussed a few different ones before one of the chicks that I was with came out and admitted that she was terrified of balloons and as such, she couldn’t bring herself to check out any balloon fetish sites.

A trip to the doctor isn’t supposed to be too sexy. However, I guess if you’re GP is like Doctor Tushy you never know where the exam could take you. Just read this story about a female patient and you’ll know how an examination can go to the backend of south…

I was reading through a forum last night and I found a thread about whether guys preferred a shaved pussy or a hairy bush. To my surprise, it seemed like most of the men who posted in the thread actually preferred a pussy with hair to one without. Based on what I read and what I’ve been hearing from friends, I think that men are rediscovering their love for muff. That’s probably because it’s so rare to find babes with hairy pussies these days. I personally haven’t been with a girl that had pubes since the year 2000. It isn’t because there has been a lack of vaginas in my life.

I have a brother who seems to always spill his food and drinks on the floor. He’s been that way since he was little and things just haven’t changed. As bad as he is though, he’s nowhere near as bad as the chicks you see on wet and messy fetish sites.

Nothing is hotter than a lady with piercings for anyone who has a Pierced Fetish. However, as hot as they are to look at, the following story proves that it’s equally exciting for the horny sex slave who’s got them…

I was watching a Tarantino movie last night and I couldn’t help but laugh at how obvious it is that the guy has a serious thing for feet. I mean, I’ve seen some foot fetish sites that don’t put as much emphasis on footsies as this guy does. Anyway, if you’re reading this Mr. Tarantino, here are some foot porn sites that I think you’d like.

I was getting ready to go out last night when I hear the unmistakable sound of a chick getting fucked. I quickly realized that it was my downstairs neighbor and her boyfriend must have been giving it to her good because she definitely wasn’t using her indoor voice when she was moaning. As fun as it was hearing her get her pussy pounded, the best was yet to come. I could hear my neighbor practically begging her guy to jizz on her face and with a mighty grunt, he eventually did. Ah, the joys of apartment living. Anyway, with the action over I went on my way and made a mental note to recommend some cum fetish sites to my neighbor because the gal obviously loves her facials.