I’ve got construction crews working in the apartment beside mine and they’ve been waking me up bright and early every morning for the last couple of days. They woke me up at 7:00 AM yesterday when they mistakenly tried getting into my apartment. Today they woke me up around the same time when they started destroying a bathroom with sledgehammers. These workers have destroyed my sleeping patterns and as a result I’m feeling incredibly sleepy. The only thing that’s keeping me “up” is all the women in uniform that I’ve been salivating over.

While watching TV last night, I couldn’t help but take notice of the almost endless stream of ads for some Viagra type drug that were being run during commercial breaks. Although the action wasn’t shown, each ad suggested that couples way past their primes had just had some very satisfying sex. Oh the wonders of modern medicine! Old folks seem to be having a lot more sex nowadays but now that I’m thinking about it, I’m not sure whether it’s thanks to the creation of these magic pills or if we’re just becoming more open as a society about the elderly fucking. Maybe it’s both. I mean, the Golden Girls seemed to have lots of boyfriends during their show’s run and I doubt that their dates ended with some passionate knitting. Anyway, if the idea of seeing Bea Arthur or other grannies fucking interests you, you might want to check out some websites like…

I’m sure we’ve all dreamt about getting revenge on someone who tormented us when we were high school. In the following story, a woman does just that and delivers some Pure Abuse.

I was walking to work today when I spotted a chick walking in the same direction as me a little further up the street. Her body was incredible and she had perfect hair, so naturally I wanted to catch up to this babe and get a better look. Thanks to my long legs and a little power walking, I was able to make up the distance between us in no time. Just as I was about to catch up to her, she stopped on a street corner and turned around. It was then that I caught a good look at her face. Though this girl looked good from far, upon closer inspection I realized that she looked far from good. If I didn’t know better, I would have said that this chick had had a monkey’s face transplanted onto her own and then had someone do some dental work with a hammer. It wasn’t pretty. Needless to say, I opted to not drop one of my clever pick-up lines on her and I just continued on my way to the office. I hope that doesn’t make me shallow.

I’m sitting here with a song stuck in my head and it’s driving me nuts. For some reason I just can’t get “Fat” by Weird Al out of my brain. If you’re not familiar with the tune, it’s a parody of Michael Jackson’s “Bad.” Anyway, it’s driving crazy but on the bright side, it’s inspired me to write today’s blog. I was thinking that since the Weird Al song is about being overweight and the song he’s parodying was originally performed by a black guy, it might be fun to write about some fat ebony honeys.

Have you ever thought about making Amateur Bondage Videos or taking your own bondage pictures? If so, you might enjoy the following story about a photographer and a submissive babe in bondage.