I wasn’t quite sure what to blog about this morning, so I looked around the office for some inspiration. As I worked my eyes from left to right, I laid my eyes on my computer screen, my bag, my earphones, a cactus (yes, we have one in the office) and then finally one of my coworkers who was squirting mustard on a hamburger. “That’s it,” I thought to myself. “I’ll write about squirting! Not just any kind of squirting, either. No, I’ll write about hardcore pussy squirting!” Here we go…

It’s no surprise that I have a thing for legs. I, myself being rather vain, have always had a kick ass set (more literally toward some ex-lovers). I adore thin ankles, toned legs, legs lengthened with high heels, adorned with tattoos, clean, shaved, tanned legs. I’m a real Leg Seeker. No offence guys, but men’s legs don’t typically turn my crank. I can appreciate men’s legs, but when it comes down to it they’re too hairy and not quite as soft, curvaceous, sensual, erotic and mouth-watering, or at least, I typically hope men’s legs aren’t, because that would be, well, just weird.

I just got back to the office after taking a nice leisurely stroll around the neighbourhood. During my walk, I saw a girl who had one of the nicest asses I’ve ever seen and another person who left me completely confused. I say person because I don’t know if I was looking at a guy, or a girl. I’ll just refer to this person as “it” for now as I still can’t figure out whether I was looking at a really effeminate male, or a really unattractive butch female. If it was the latter, I can guaran-damn-tee you that 99.99% of straight guys would rather take home one of the trannies found in our “shemale” category over this ambiguously-gendered person I saw on the street. I mean cock or not, at least they look like hot girls.

My mother is a very patient and open-minded woman but for some reason she just can’t stand piercings and tattoos. I think she’d literally kill me if I got either one, or the other. Hell, I’m even a little worried that she might disrupt my wedding, if I should one day find myself marrying a chick with tats, or even a tongue stud. That’s how much she hates tattoos and piercings.

Nothing is hotter than double penetration sex, such as you find on DP Violations. However, if you can’t find a buddy to help you plow your bitch from both ends, you can always use the technique described by the babe in the following story…

Every once in a while I like to go to just browse for cool porn videos. There’s so much variety there that you’re always guaranteed to find something interesting. While looking around last night, I found a really cool movie trailer for a film about two naughty schoolgirls who tortured and killed online predators for fun. There was blood, gore, violence, action, hot girls and even an evil spirit. Good times! Anyway, I mention this because some of the female domination in the video reminded me of stuff you’d see on websites we’ve reviewed for our “Fem Dom” category.

I went shopping this past weekend and I wound up spending half a grand on furniture alone. That might sound like a lot, but I actually managed to get a ton of stuff. I found some incredible deals, so I made sure to take advantage of them while I could. With that being said though, I did drop a good chunk of change so I might have to make sure I don’t spend too much cash on porn this month. That’ll be easier said than done as I’ve been starting to take an interest in a few of the latex themed sites we’ve reviewed here at Fetish Fish.