Our local paper, when I was growing up with rather boring. The sole exception I guess would be the crime reports. No major infractions, just silly little misdemeanors filled a paragraph or two of minor misdeeds by misbehaving miscreants. Drunk and disorderly behavior, teens tipping cows, some idiot passing bad checks or other similarly minor [...]

I used to have an ex-girlfriend that insisted that when we had sex I was only allowed to use one very specific brand of condoms. It was a well-known one for sure, but let’s just say, that unlike the City of Troy there were no way my boys were getting out for a look around [...]